President Barack Obama Gets To Keep BlackBerry

President Obama who has said he is an addict to his Blackberry A.K.A “BarackBerry” but guess what, he will not have to give it up. He will be able to use it for professional and personal use after all. Don’t get all excited yet communication will be limited to senior staff members and a very small group of personal friends quoted White House spokesman Robert Gibbs. Robert Gibbs declined to elaborate on the names of the people in President Obama’s Fab Five. Gibbs also refused to comment on the anti-hacker features and said it has a super-encrypted software and “enhanced” security.

As we all know President Obama was very reluctant to give up his Blackberry. President Obama believes it’s a better way of keeping in touch
with people so he “doesn’t have to be stuck in a bubble.” His personal conversations will not be
recorded all other communication will be recorded by the laws of the land.

“There is speculation that his Blackberry may not be a Blackberry, but it might be a Sectera Edge which is manufactured by General Dynamics. This is the only device approved by our NSA ( The National Security Agency) for top-secret commnications,” as stated by Rover Entner telecom research chief of Nielsen.

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Entner said the Blackberry is used “like a generic term sort of like Kleenex,” which could account for the confusion. The Sectera, is a Palm Treo 750 that has been recreated
to be spy-proof say’s Entner.

Neither General Dynamics or RIM could be reached for comment. The White House is Mumm on subject and I think for the safety of the nation is should become a non-factor.

Cheers,

Tillman